It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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