p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
