Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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