I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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