rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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