Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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