i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Randomize
