I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
