I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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