oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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