brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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