i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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