fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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