I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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