Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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