I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
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