i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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