She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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