You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Damn victory sex feels great
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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