Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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