Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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