I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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