was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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