Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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