you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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