My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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