Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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