The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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