You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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