Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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