He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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