you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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