Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
