And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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