Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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