considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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