I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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