When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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