honey bunches of taint.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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