Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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