Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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