i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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