I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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