Having a random hookup so left but love u
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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