I'm drive I can fine osifer
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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