So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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