Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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