I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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