That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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