check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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