It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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