Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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