You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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