So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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