Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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