well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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