Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
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