i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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