STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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